She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
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Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
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Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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