ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
Randomize
