dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I met the friendliest cop last night
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
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