i don't plan on having that self control this summer
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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