Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Send help, water and tortillas.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
I look forward to getting really drunk tonight and startling some rando’s mother tomorrow morning while she’s up early making a turkey
It’s a holiday tradition at this point
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