she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
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Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
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Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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