The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
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At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
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Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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