She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
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I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
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Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
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