This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
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we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
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I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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