Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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