I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
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I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
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I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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