Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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