Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I need a beard to bite.
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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