Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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