Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
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