do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
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Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
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The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
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