spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
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I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
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Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
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