I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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