He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
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