It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦ðŸ¼â€â™€ï¸
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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