What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
Let's get the cat blown out
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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