So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
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i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
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I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
Listen. The next time my first idea in the morning is "hometown buffet and a water bottle full of captain morgan", please make me go back to sleep.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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