As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
Lo siento on account of my penis...
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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