I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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