I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
Two words: blizzard sex
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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