you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
the liver wants what the liver wants
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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