People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
well I can't set my house on fire every night
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
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She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
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It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
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