There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
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I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
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Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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