Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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