He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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