no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
and you said cock pushups were impossible
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
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We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
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It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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