your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
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We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
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It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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