Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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