I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
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