I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
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Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
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Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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