i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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