did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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