Already got asked if we're dating
My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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