Your tits are I can't wait for
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
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He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
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I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
We need to stop calling him that. I definitely said “Fuck me harder Swizzle Dick“ while we were doing it and it got weird
He should appreciate that I recommend that corkscrew cock of his! I’m getting him laid
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