In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
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i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
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He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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