are you still at the devil's house?
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please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
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According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
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Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
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