Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
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I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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