so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
she pinky promised me she was 18
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
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