okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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