We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
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