Whod you bang
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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