Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
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