Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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