So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
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Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
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