i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
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