He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
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