what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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