I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
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I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I just woke up to three voicemails from you. In the first one you just straight laughed for 3 minutes. In the second you did bird calls. In the third you were hysterically crying. Have fun last night?
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
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Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
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