I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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