we have pet lesbian snakes
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
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help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
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The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
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