Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
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